too pooped to Pope

So they chose a new pope. Which reminds me of one of my favorite rhymes of all time from a song by Tom Lehrer...from The Vatican Rag...."you can do any steps you want if you have cleared them with the pontiff." Ahhh. I for one wouldn't want to be pope. I mean the dress is fine but the big hat looks cumbersome....the yarmulke is ok but it would be embarrassing to have so many people going bonkers over you for basically just showing up. When Pope George Ringo... I mean John Paul last came to Los Angeles it was almost 20 years ago and people were still getting excited about it recently. Well he finally got too pooped to pope and he went to that big balcony in the sky. I don't want to tread on anybody's deeply held religious beliefs here....(well, yeah I do, but I don't want to get called on it) but isn't odd to call the pope the Holy Father when he's like, a bachelor. Holy Uncle seems more appropriate.
Wouldn't it be cool if everybody was Pope. Think how much bowing there would be...and ring kissing. Except for the preponderance of white smoke I think it would be a helluva good idea.

Later,

William